{"product_id":"autobiography-of-an-aghori","title":"Autobiography of an Aghori","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout The Book \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWanted Bride Like ChatGPT is a hilariously truthful confession of a modern Indian man whose expectations were accidentally upgraded by technology. One innocent “Hi ChatGPT” — that’s all it took — and suddenly real-life relationships started feeling like slow, confusing, drama-filled software from the 1990s.\u003cbr\u003eDrawing from painfully relatable experiences (and emotional wounds that still need Dettol), the author explores the absurd gap between AI perfection and human unpredictability. Instant replies versus “Seen” with silence. Calm paragraphs versus cryptic “Hmm”. Zero ego versus volcanic mood shifts. Memory retention versus “If you don’t know why I’m upset, I won’t tell you.”\u003cbr\u003eThrough witty anecdotes, entertaining comparisons, and brutally honest self-awareness, this book dives into the psychological comedy that unfolds when expectations are shaped by machines but reality is shaped by humans. Whether it’s navigating emotional landmines, decoding vague hints, surviving delayed replies, or facing the ultimate horror — your mother thinking ChatGPT is your girlfriend — every chapter captures a slice of modern romance with the accuracy of AI and the drama of daily life.\u003cbr\u003eThis is not a guide. Not a dating manual. Not a matrimonial advertisement. It is a light-hearted, laugh-out-loud journey of a man trying to reconcile the digital world’s convenience with the messy, beautiful chaos of human emotion.\u003cbr\u003eIf you have ever rewritten a text 14 times, stared at typing dots like they hold your destiny, or wished relationships came with settings — welcome. This book understands you better than your last date did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout The Author\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eK. Bhatia is one of the most distinctive and imaginative contemporary authors, known for effortlessly blending humour, satire, historical reinterpretation, philosophy, and unconventional storytelling. With over fifty books to his credit, he has built a literary universe where ideas speak, monuments remember, objects narrate, and history gets a witty second life.\u003cbr\u003eHis works span a wide range of genres - from bold historical retellings like From Clerk to Governor of Bengal (Untold Memoirs of Robert Clive) and How British Conquered India, to playful philosophical explorations such as Faith Inc. and Interpretation of Dreams 2.0.\u003cbr\u003eBhatia is also celebrated for his uniquely humorous titles like Wanted Bride Like ChatGPT and Autobiography of a Ceiling Fan, which showcase his flair for turning everyday life into extraordinary stories.\u003cbr\u003eIn the realm of fiction and human relationships, he has authored memorable works including How to Love Your Wife and Lights, Camera, Kiss! each reflecting his sharp understanding of emotions, behaviour, and modern relationships.\u003cbr\u003eOther notable books by K. Bhatia:\u003cbr\u003e· Hey Ram! – Sita wants Justice.\u003cbr\u003e· Brilliantly Stupid\u003cbr\u003e· Just Being Modest\u003cbr\u003e· Love at Sentinel Island\u003cbr\u003e· My Husband is Pregnant\u003cbr\u003e· The Prophet 2.0\u003cbr\u003e· The War Within: Bhagwadgita Reimagined.\u003cbr\u003eWith a storytelling style, K. Bhatia has cultivated a loyal readership that eagerly follows his ever-expanding body of work. His books continue to surprise, entertain, and provoke thought - making him a rare author who truly writes beyond the boundaries of genre.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--EndFragment --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--EndFragment --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--EndFragment --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--EndFragment --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Classic Shelf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49721045745901,"sku":null,"price":169.15,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/3520\/2029\/files\/shopifyfrontcover_5244c350-02e6-4dc2-a390-f3f966b6337a.jpg?v=1774340548","url":"https:\/\/classicshelf.in\/products\/autobiography-of-an-aghori","provider":"Classic Shelf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}